I sat there with the two sisters and one of them, Sami says I want a man that has big hands. He probably has a fish in them. Maybe mushrooms, or fruit. Whatever the fuck is in his hands, I want him to have hunted or foraged for it and bring it directly to me. If he has a beard or a mustache that’s great!
Given the same question, I thought about it… My last few exes I spent substantial time with… They were all book readers, tattooed, feral, assholes—each one sitting on my face with varying levels of contempt as though trying to smoosh out the patriarchy one face at a time.
If one of my exes ever reads this, I do think about you. Less than you might believe but more than I should.